Happy Birthday!

My blog is now exactly a year old.

Right. Well.

My birthday was also about a week ago. My parents bought me some acrylic paint.




Well I hope that information overload satisfied you for the day, I'll see you whenever.

Resolutions

-Install music software on your bloody computer, you've had it for about a year.
-Get all tonked up n shiz.
-Overthrow the government
-Cash that £50 cheque your granny gave you in September.
-Learn2grammar
-Learn2english
-Learn2drive
-Win the lottery, go abroad, marry some Thai woman, get lost, end up in Uzbekistan, do it all whilst drunk.
-Take over the world
-Choose a job
-Choose life
-Choose a fuckin' big television...

It's the start of the year as we know it

Evening.

I'm ashamed to admit right now, that I've done very little this decade other than sleep and eat fish. Oh well, it'll pick up. That was actually kinda cheap wasn't it?

Anyway. I'm considering joining tumblr, joining the masses, ba'a'a'ah, me'e'e'eh, and whatever other noises sheep make.

I haven't decided whether it'll render this blog obsolete. I did want this blog to last more than a year, and perhaps eventually get a bit less pointless, but hey ho, we'll see what happens I guess.

Evening.

It's the end of the year as we know it.

Well, Christmas has pretty much taken leave for another year. As if you'd forgotten or something. The remains of the turkey were decimated and put into a lovely soup. The brandy butter is long since finished. Still got several chocolate confectioneries to finish off though, which is always pleasing. If you're still celebrating then STOP! It's new years. Celebrate that.

I did get bored one day and make up a Christmas play list, but I didn't post it because anyone who spends any of their Christmas on their computers and their facebooks etc deserves to be shot. Which is most of my friends according to facebook. Darn.

I might post aforementioned playlist in July, just to be difficult.

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So twenty-ten's about to pop its clogs. In case you'd forgotten or something. Wasn't too bad, was it?

Moving house! Teh Challenge! College! Vuvuzelas! It worked out alright.

Most of it.

I'm half tempted to do one of those list things; The Best ______ of 2010. But I've just realised I've barely seen any movies or heard any albums or read any books that came out this year. Except Kick Ass. That is a great great movie. And Iron Man 2. Which is rubbish.

Chrithtmath Lythp

All I want for Chrithtmath ith:

Headphoneth
Yoshimi Battleth the Pink Robotth by The Flaming Lythp
Airplane! on DVD
F1 2010 on PTH3 *trollfathe*
Money, that'th what I want
Happy Birthday by Modethelektor
A Bit of Fry and Laurie on DVD
My two front teeth
Nathional Exthprethth Wetht Midlandth butheth to be more reliable
Money, maketh the world go round
COD Black Opth (LOL jk, I have a life. Wait, no, hang on...)
Half Life 2 Ep 3
Hell to freethe over
Reality TV to go out of fathion
Money, get away
You
Immortality, abtholute power
David Cameron to thtop all thith thocial clenthing and thtop taking from the poor and giving to the rich and the richer
Boothe
Your mom
Blaaargh

Pwetty pweathe.

Christmas List

All I want for Christmas is:

Headphones
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots by The Flaming Lips
Airplane! on DVD
F1 2010 on PS3 *trollface*
Money, that's what I want
Happy Birthday by Modeselektor
A Bit of Fry and Laurie on DVD
My two front teeth
National Express West Midlands buses to be more reliable
Money, makes the world go round
COD Black Ops (LOL jk, I have a life. Wait, no, hang on...)
Half Life 2 Ep 3
Hell to freeze over
Reality TV to go out of fashion
Money, get away
You
Immortality, absolute power
David Cameron to stop all this social clensing and stop taking from the poor and giving to the rich and the richer
Booze
Your mom
Blaaargh

Pwetty pwease.

"Cassius"

So small font is all the rage, according to facebook.

I hope you can read this, 'you' being a mostly imaginary audience. I imagine. Or me, when I read this back.

Having a blast at college. Met some great people. Couple of great nights out; Right Of Passage 12: nicking a traffic cone, check. There isn't a terribly exciting story to go with that unfortunately. We saw a cone minding its own business on the road, and I slogged it halfway to my mates house where it sat in the kitchen. Meanwhile we headbanged to Chelsea Dagger. Fuck yeah.

Went to my first gig on Wednesday as well. It was Foals, so there was no alcohol, but still it was a laugh. Brilliant band.

So yeah, that's it. Normal font size will resume whenever the hell I feel like writing.

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"Will you be there, be there, be there for meee" - Foals, 'Miami'